Jokes for the day!!!.

A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's ass with your flag!

BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of
the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again opened it, slammed
it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn back she came out again, marched to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying',
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."