Dating in Workplace...

Recently while I was going through this website and noticed that the information posted in the site has got more relevance to our present day living. Also the point to be noted it was a kind of advice to workers who normally get tangled with rumours and certainly get spoilt in their lives. Eventhough the title seems little bit odd but the content seems good.

Just go through the same and make yourself prepared to face with intelligence if you have any :).

Dating

Note : Points mentioned in that website is relevant to US federal law, but nowadays it has become more applicable to our living coz of economic boom.

While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops

Never Smoke near your house!!

Story told by my friend :
He is a chain smoker and used to go to pettyshops to smoke. Once he smokes the smell should not come so he will get a betelnut or chewing gum to avoid being a suspect( Every dick and harry in town does that, just added little spice here). He is so frequent to these petty shops that once the shopkeeper sees his face automatically keeps one Wills flake and a betelnut.
Everything was going usual until one day his dad came along with him to this petty shop to get a betelnut and leaf. On seeing his face the shop owner automatically keeps the cigar. To his embarassment he could not tell the shop owner to hide the cigar.
His dad is a very stubborn guy and he still fears him a lot. It was such a moment he could not think what he has to do. Dad becomes suspicious on seeing this and asks him why the shop owner has kept the cigar on seein him. This guy feels that the world is goin to get over.

Continued in comments....