Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Never Smoke near your house!!


Story told by my friend :
He is a chain smoker and used to go to pettyshops to smoke. Once he smokes the smell should not come so he will get a betelnut or chewing gum to avoid being a suspect( Every dick and harry in town does that, just added little spice here). He is so frequent to these petty shops that once the shopkeeper sees his face automatically keeps one Wills flake and a betelnut.
Everything was going usual until one day his dad came along with him to this petty shop to get a betelnut and leaf. On seeing his face the shop owner automatically keeps the cigar. To his embarassment he could not tell the shop owner to hide the cigar.
His dad is a very stubborn guy and he still fears him a lot. It was such a moment he could not think what he has to do. Dad becomes suspicious on seeing this and asks him why the shop owner has kept the cigar on seein him. This guy feels that the world is goin to get over.

Continued in comments....

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Now this guy plays a big 70mm film and makes all hue and cry to his dad saying if he himself doesnt believe him then who else in the world will do. His father becomes happy that he has a great child.
While all this scene is over he flicks the cigar into his pocket and walks away and tells to shopkeeper that he will pay later. Shopkeeper was all seeing this in action and could not believe his eyes and thought what a wonderful acting even he has beaten Kamal haasan or Sivaji.

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Arturo Toscanini